Witness Protection 
Enchantment — Aura
$0.14 #1955 0.52 4.4 years
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colors, card types, creature types, and names.)
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Frogify88%
$0.23↑#4626↓0.496.9 years↑
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1."
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Ichthyomorphosis88%
$0.19↑#14221↓0.07↓6.6 years↑
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Fish with base power and toughness 0/1."
Kenrith's Transformation86%
$0.93↑#726↑0.71↑6.9 years↑
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3."
Eaten by Piranhas86%
$0.35↑#3827↓0.41↓2.8 years↓
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a black Skeleton creature with base power and toughness 1/1."
Noggle the Mind85%
$0.28↑#11278↓0.00↓0.6 years↓
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a colorless Noggle with base power and toughness 1/1."
Honest Work83%
$0.24↑#8866↓0.00↓0.8 years↓
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Citizen with base power and toughness 1/1 and "
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" named Humble Merchant."
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Reprobation82%
$0.32↑#5741↓0.67↑7.2 years↑
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Coward creature with base power and toughness 0/1."
Fresh Start80%
$0.30↑#12828↓0.28↓1.4 years↓
"Enchant creature"
Amphibian Downpour80%
$1.84↑#1227↑0.79↑2.2 years↓
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1."
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Gift of Tusks80%
$0.06↓#23637↓0.13↓10.6 years↑
"Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elephant with base power and toughness 3/3."
Trickster's Elk78%
$0.20↑#5890↓0.582.2 years↓
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3."
Kasmina's Transmutation78%
$0.12↓#7400↓0.517.3 years↑
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1."
Duskmourn's Domination76%
$0.10↓#23100↓0.23↓1.9 years↓
"Enchant creature"
Snakeform76%
$0.16↑#19889↓0.29↓18.1 years↑
"Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Snake with base power and toughness 1/1."
Deep Freeze75%
$0.20↑#18039↓0.538.4 years↑
"Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/4, has defender, loses all other abilities, and is a blue Wall in addition to its other colors and types."
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Heliod's Punishment75%
$0.14#15076↓0.07↓6.6 years↑
"Enchant creature"
Retro-Mutation74%
$0.15↑#15924↓0.00↓0.5 years↓
"Enchanted creature is a Turtle with base power and toughness 0/1. It can't attack and loses all abilities."
Utter Insignificance73%
$0.24↑#6992↓0.28↓2.2 years↓
"Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1."
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Turn to Frog73%
$0.18↑#8889↓0.00↓15.1 years↑
"Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Frog with base power and toughness 1/1."
Lignify72%
$0.38↑#22890.42↓18.9 years↑
"Enchanted creature is a Treefolk with base power and toughness 0/4 and loses all abilities."
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