The Meathook Massacre 
Legendary Enchantment
$24.38 #511 0.99 4.9 years
When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
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