Crushing Disappointment 

Instant
$0.17 #10838 0.00 5.5 years
Each player loses 2 life. You draw two cards.
Click a line or tag to filter
Cards similar to Crushing Disappointment expected a card that isn't here?
Reports become test cases the matcher is graded against before an update ships. Delvefall isn't a chatbot guessing, it compares the printed rules text of every card with plain math, and examples like yours decide which differences should count.
Defacing Duskmage // Vandal's Edit92%
$0.28↑#7871↑0.14↑0.5 years↓
"Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life."
Bad Deal91%
$0.18↑#127400.38↑6.3 years
"You draw two cards and each opponent discards two cards. Each player loses 2 life."
Urza's Guilt88%
$1.07↑#22663↓0.35↑25.7 years↑
"Each player draws two cards, then discards three cards, then loses 4 life."
Seizan, Perverter of Truth88%
$1.80↑#3729↑0.32↑22.1 years↑
"At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 2 life and draws two cards."
Stormfist Crusader86%
$0.37↑#2018↑0.17↑7.0 years↑
"At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card and loses 1 life."
Phyrexian Gargantua86%
$0.07↓#15970↓0.0625.4 years↑
"When this creature enters, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life."
Harrowing Journey85%
$0.15↓#25211↓0.10↑14.7 years↑
"Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life."